Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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