do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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