the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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