Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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