Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
literally had 100 drinks last night.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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