i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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