just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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