she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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