I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I forget how to act sober
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