dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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