I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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