Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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