I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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