He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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