Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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