I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dignity is for republicans.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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