if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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