I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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