similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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