the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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