i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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