Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
