Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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