You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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