I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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