i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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