another moral hangover. fuck.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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