The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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