White coat. Heels.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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