so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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