WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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