Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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