We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just cropdusted the office
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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