BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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