I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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