Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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