Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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