I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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