Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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