i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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