it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
we're making bets on your personal life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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