I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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