they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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