He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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