just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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