people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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