I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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