Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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