Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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