Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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