y did u give ur computer a hand job?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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