so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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