I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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