I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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