OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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